Children's Book Titles That Never Made it to the Best Seller List

My dad sent this titles to me. I love his sense of humor. Hilarious!
Children's Book Titles That Never Made it to the Best Sellers List

• You Were an Accident
• Strangers Have the Best Candy
• The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
• The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
• Your Nightmares Are Real!
• Grandpa Gets a Casket
• Dad’s New Wife, Robert
• Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
• The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
• Whining, Kicking and Screaming To Get Your Way
• What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
• Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
• Daddy Drinks Because You Cry